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Lols I’m in this

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:59:42 -0500

Lols I’m in this

I was walking home from school yesterday, swaggering up to Greasy Martin’s and practically...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:25:49 -0400

I was walking home from school yesterday, swaggering up to Greasy Martin’s and practically masturbating over how much I wanted one of those tasty-as-shit scallops. Shit’s fucked though coz I don’t have a single cent. So I tell my stomach to man up and quit being a bitch when my cunt of a bag decides to split open. What the fuck, seriously. So anyway as I’m cramming my 97.2 % maths test, my 96.9% physics paper and (don’t forget) my fucking top-of-the-year 98.5% chemistry exam into my shitpile of a bag, what of all things falls out? You guessed it cunt. That $2 coin I thought I lost last Wednesday. Fuck yeah. So I picked that shit up off the ground and bought like four of those jizzin’ fried potatoes.

How fucking sweet is that?

WOMYN

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:02:32 -0400

I know women, they like to go swimming
They like to drink tea
They like to think in the cool breeze
From the East on the beach
Or the West, yo women they the best
A yo, I think women really like diamonds
Yo I think they don’t usually like violence
They like to roll they eyes when I tell em I be rhyming
Broken dreams yo, broken hymen
I just want to burn a spliff and eat Thai, man
When I holler at them they say it’s bad timing (NOT RIGHT NOW!)
They smell great, I think about em real late
They’re better than steak, or high stakes
Poker, Yo women? They’re loca
They’re sometimes Spanish
When it’s real late at the club they vanish
With dudes after I warm em up with great jokes (GREAT JOKES HAHA!)
They’re the great hope, they’re very dope
Sometimes they like to smoke
Sometimes they drink drinks with the little umbrellas in em
(I SEE YOU WITH EM!)
Sometimes women are venom
But sometimes women is like the best flower
Yo women? Yo they got the power
Yo women? They like to take showers
And when they let you take em with them it’s really awesome.

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