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This cat enjoys pugilism. Your argument is invalid.
Lols I’m in this
I was walking home from school yesterday, swaggering up to Greasy Martin’s and practically masturbating over how much I wanted one of those tasty-as-shit scallops. Shit’s fucked though coz I don’t have a single cent. So I tell my stomach to man up and quit being a bitch when my cunt of a bag decides to split open. What the fuck, seriously. So anyway as I’m cramming my 97.2 % maths test, my 96.9% physics paper and (don’t forget) my fucking top-of-the-year 98.5% chemistry exam into my shitpile of a bag, what of all things falls out? You guessed it cunt. That $2 coin I thought I lost last Wednesday. Fuck yeah. So I picked that shit up off the ground and bought like four of those jizzin’ fried potatoes.
How fucking sweet is that?
